"Kitty Don't Eat That Tinsel" by Peroxide Mocha
Written by R. Picard / P. Ellison (Unicorn Factory/Hot And Awkward Music, ASCAP)
I'm so happy, we got our Christmas tree
Let's put those lights up as quickly as can be
Now I'll add ornaments I made when I was three
Next it's time for tinsel - Oh no! Bad kitty!
Kitty Don't Eat That Tinsel
You know it's bad for you
Kitty Don't Eat That Tinsel
That's not what kitties do!
Kitty Don't Eat That Tinsel
Just leave it on the Christmas tree
Kitty Don't Eat That Tinsel
Please won't you listen to me?
Christmas is coming and it's coming up soon
Gentle breeze filled with a Christmas tune
Hope we can celebrate without impending doom
Or spending it in the kitty emergency room
Kitty Don't Eat That Tinsel
You know it's bad for you
Kitty Don't Eat That Tinsel
That's not what kitties do!
Kitty Don't Eat That Tinsel
Just leave it on the Christmas tree
Kitty Don't Eat That Tinsel
Please won't you listen to me?
Don't you eat that tinsel, kitty
Don't you eat that tinsel
Don't you eat that tinsel, kitty
Don't you eat that tinsel
Kitty Don't Eat That Tinsel
You know it's bad for you
Kitty Don't Eat That Tinsel
That's not what kitties do!
Kitty Don't Eat That Tinsel
Just leave it on the Christmas tree
Kitty Don't Eat That Tinsel
Please won't you listen to me?