"Kitty Don't Eat That Tinsel" (R. Picard / P. Ellison, Unicorn Factory/Hot And Awkward Music, ASCAP)

I'm so happy we got our Christmas tree
Let's put those lights up as quickly as can be
Now I'll add ornaments I made when I was three
Next it's time for tinsel. Oh no! Bad kitty!

Kitty don't eat that tinsel!
You know it's bad for you!
Kitty don't eat that tinsel!
That's not what kitties do!
Kitty don't eat that tinsel!
Just leave it on the Christmas tree
Don't you eat that tinsel, kitty
Please won't you listen to me

Christmas is coming and it's coming up soon
Gentle breeze filled with a Christmas tune
Hope we can celebrate without impending doom
Or spending it in the kitty emergency room!

Kitty don't eat that tinsel!
You know it's bad for you!
Kitty don't eat that tinsel!
That's not what kitties do!
Kitty don't eat that tinsel!
Just leave it on the Christmas tree
Don't you eat that tinsel, kitty
Please won't you listen to me

Don't you eat that tinsel, kitty
Don't you eat that tinsel
Don't you eat that tinsel, kitty
Don't you eat that tinsel

Kitty don't eat that tinsel!
You know it's bad for you!
Kitty don't eat that tinsel!
That's not what kitties do!
Kitty don't eat that tinsel!
Just leave it on the Christmas tree
Don't you eat that tinsel, kitty
Please won't you listen to me

Everybody!