"Christmas Is In December" (R. Picard / P. Ellison, Unicorn Factory/Hot And Awkward Music, ASCAP)

I just got back from taking the best vacation of my life
I went camping, I went fishing, I used a tent, I used a knife
I just got home yesterday, it's time to clean and nap
But what's this in the mail for me? An ad for Christmas wrap!

Christmas is in December
Not June or May at all
Christmas is in December
That comes way after fall
Christmas is in December
That's a fact that is well known!
Christmas is in December, so
Just leave me the hell alone

Ho Ho Ho Ho
Ho Ho Ho Ho
Ho Ho Ho Ho
Ho Ho Merry Christmas

I just bought some candy, to give to kids with masks
Its not really fancy, it was on the shelf by the Christmas snacks
It seems like Christmas lights go up the seconds folks are able
But don't poor eggnog in my mug before the turkey's on the table!

Christmas is in December
Not June or May at all
Christmas is in December
That comes way after fall
Christmas is in December
That's a fact that is well known!
Christmas is in December, so
Just leave me the hell alone